Your wife is having a baby! But she can't do it alone. She needs you to coach her through the miracle that is childbirth. Do you have what it takes to lead her to victory? Or will she fumble in the end zone?
Repeatably shout "PUSH" as loud as you can into a microphone. If you do not have a microphone or your's is busted like mine, simply yell out anyway. It really doesn't matter much. (Is that the joke?)